Thursday, February 17, 2011

See You In Court [!]


assalamualaikum korang comel -comelan sume,
selamat berhari khamis, moga comel -comel senantiasa,
hurmm, aku tengah tak puas hati nie, cheesecake btoi!

tadi aku on da way nak masuk opis,
cam bese lar lpas parking kete kt perkarangan stadium,
aku lalu kat kete exora cermin gelap,

lebih kurang cmnie lar, 
sumber; pkcik google.

tgk kete tu cermin gelap, aku tumpang lar nk betulkan lar tudung
sbb aku rasa tudung aku senget,
tgh syok duk betulkan tudung, ttibe,
" piinnnn, piiinnnn!!! "
 bingit gegendang telinga aku, gugur jantung aku ke perut,
then, semua orang kat situ pndg kat aku,
pastu de sorang pkcik menjerit, " dik, pecah cermin kete tuuu. "
geng - geng pakcik teksi tu pom gelak gulim - gulim.
demmm! =,.=
aku pom jalan tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi.

tak guna btoi tuan punya kete,
dia ingat kete dia mahal sgt lar tuuu,
kete lembu super bike aku lagi mahal, cis2!
mujur aku xde sakit jantung,
kalu aku mati terkejut gara-gara hon dia tuuu, 
haaa, cmne, ce cite, ce cite. xsempat ngucap plak.
bukan pecah pom cermin kete dia aku tumpang tgk, dush3x
mesti tak puas hati kes muka aku comel lar tuuu,
tapi tak perlu lar duk hon, giler terkejut beruk mak yeh.
tak kasik, gtaw jela elok - elok.
waaaa~~ geram btoi org cmnie!
wuwuwuu T_T *hanya mampu menangis dlm hati*

aku jumpa nanti balik nie, siap lue.
aku bogelkan bocorkan tayar kete tuu.
 then aku tores kete ngn duit 50sen,
 hahaha! * gelak setan *
tapi aku tak sempat tgk cam pom kete tuuu, *sigh.

oke kanak -kanak, bapak - bapak, orang - orang,
dont eva try dis at home, kat kete mainan tak pe. 


pengajaran nya, jgn gunakan hon sesuka hati,
perempuan dan cermin tak dapat dipisah kan. (^^)v



bye - bye. =)


53 comments:

ijam ismail said...

YUP..POMPAN NGN CERMIN MMG CM ISI DAN KUKU..HAHAHA...*TBE2..

Nurul Afifah Addnan said...

perempuan dan cermin xboleh dipisahkan..haha..so true.!

ain revival said...

hahaha~
pernah kena gak..malu beb!
tp klau tringat mesti senyum sorang2~

nulhazwany abdul malik said...

betul3
perempuan dengan cermin memang tak dapat dipisahkan. hehe

*tak suka bila orang, pecah cermin tu nanti. kalo pecah boleh beli baru. ^^

♥ηαβiLα Lαα♥ said...

pompuan dgn cermin gelap x boleh dipisahkan hehe :)

misz sheyla said...

waaa...melampau tol pakcik 2....tumpang cermin je pun..hoh...xpe2 awak sabo...

|| A r a W a n i || said...

Hakhakhak..
tu lah.. Len kali jangan tumpang cermin kete orang aw..
kan dh kene gelak..


hahahahaha~~~~~

ADfeez said...

nk bergurau kot.... tp agak kurang haja disitu sbb men hon2...
kalo aD... taulah nk buat apa...:P

:: Noonoy :: said...

hehe. kecian, jum3. kalau nak bocorkan tyr, ajak sy skli. hehe. . ;)

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

ijam; tu r psl. mmg wajib kot. ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Nurul Afifah; yeah!! ada yg menyokong. yes2! XD

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

ain;tu r,
malu gler kn, xpuas ati btoi! T_T
hehe

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

nulhazwany; yup2! btoi kn,
aah, kalu pcah, bli r yg baru kn. =PP

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

nabila; tu r, kne jeling gak sket2 pom hehe ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

miszsheyla; tu r psl, xtaw lh pkcik ke ank pkcik. hehee
ngah sabo lar nie. tQ bebeh! ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

AraWani; alaaa~~ T_T
gelakkan comel plak. sob3x
nk tmpg tgk jer pom. huuhu

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

AD; tu r, mmg niat dye nk gurau kot,
tp terkejut n malu kot. huuhu

Isteri Yang Comel said...

ADEI DIER HON SEBAB AWAK COMEL SANGAT KOT...

mr.syazwan said...

org comel mmg x leh pisahkan dengan cermin

^_^

eRza farEeha said...

haha...btol..pompuan ng cermin mmg xboleh pisah..huhu

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Noonoy; wahhh! daade geng. jom2 syg. ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

IYC; adeh! xde r cmtu kot. dye saje nk mengacaur tuh. hehe

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

mr.syazwan; wah2! hehe yeke?? ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

erza; yesss! rmai stuju. btol3! XD

amier azrul alias said...

konklusion tu slh..

suppose to be cmni "cermin yg gelap jgn disangka tiada org"..haha

Puteri Balqis said...

hehe..sabar jelah ek...(",)

acan ketot said...

haha..kuang ajaq...
lenkli ltak sign adew owg..
hu3..

RuSh D said...

hahaha...lawak jer baca...suka jer pakcik tue kenakn org

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

triple A; alaaa, kalu ada org pom,
wat2 xnmpk dh lar, nk tmpg tgk cermin jer kot. huuhu

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Puteri Balqis; ngah sabar lar nie. wuwuwuu ^^

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

acan;tu r psl, kuang ajaq btoi knnn,
xbgi sign lasom. huuhu

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Rush D; tu r psl, besh plak die gelak. T_T

Wuucin Kimora said...

hahaha.. klw wuucin yg duk dlm kete tu.. wuucin duk diam2 jer.. xpon rakam.. hahaha *notty!

eqbalzack said...

hehe...kelakar entry ni...

eqbalzack said...

hehe...kelakar entry ni...

ch!natsu said...

hahaha adehla.. T_T

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Wuucin; aah lar knnn.
tp kalu mcm tu lgi seram kot,hehe! =PP

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

eqbalzack; adeh! klakar ke??
malu kot. T_T

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

chinatsu; adoyaii~~ T_T wuwuwuu

! Encik Nakal ! said...

kakakakakaka~~~senantiasa nk comel jer no~~~hahaha~~lawak2

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

nakal; haha! comel lar sgttt noooo~~ ;p

Cik Cammy Lia said...

dia tgk awk comel sgt tu.sbb tu dia bunyikan hon ahaks

skandaLdariLangit said...

lama sangat kut duk depan cermin~

maCy said...

haha. adoi la. sian dia :)

YanaMIB said...

hahahahha oke mukadimah ghelak dulu =P


mmg ampeh owner kete tu..klu ai jd dia xde nye nk hon..bek bukak tingkap bagi salam..idak la terkezut ke ape kn...adoii la..len kali amek plate number..tgk sape owner kete tu..klu jejaka hensem bak tomok eh ngorat je trossss!! wahahaha~ v(^^,)

apek poyo said...

nasib baik takdo tuan keto tu dlm keto..kalau tak lg malu..cermin golap mano perasan

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

Cik Cammy Lia; adeh! xde ah. ;p
mesti dye saje nk ngacau tuuu, T_T

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

skandaldarilangit; adeh! mana daa,
kjap jer kot. wuwuwuu

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

maCy; hehe! malu kita. ;p

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

YanaMIB; tu r psl,
kalu xnk bgi tgk, gtaw r elok2, nie main hon jerk ttibe. T_T
adeh! btol gak, xterpikir plak tdi knnn, pui3x ;p

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

apek; adeh, mslh tuan kete tu lar yg hon nye apek, huuhu

Izamir Ridzwan said...

sabor2.. jgn ikutkan perasaan sgt

FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...

IR; adeh, mana da IR.
wa chill jaaa~~ ;p

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